right, i could rant for hours and hours but ill cut it down to two key points

a) if i see that fucking pic again of her sausage skin, cotton thread arms pocking out from that wrestling outfit thing im gonna carve my eyes out with a rusty fork

b) the new record....'come eat my candy' (psst shes talking about sex...its a metaphor...shhh).

right....a sinister old beast trying to entice others with the promise of sweets/candy etc

she's the pop equivilant of that fucking guy from family guy, with the whistly twitter

'paperboy'

fucking awful, scary hideous, awful fucking women