I was finishing off this huge project on Rhythm and Blues this afternoon, and I had the Wikipedia page for Elmore James' 'Dust My Broom' up.

The 'technician' man that helps us if we get stuck walked over and was like "Ooh. 'Dust My Broom' eh? What the HELL is that?"

"Its a really good blues track."

"Sounds quite rude."

"What? How?"

"My Broom. You know what I mean?"

"No?"

"Oh well, I must just be COMPLETELY twisted and wrong in the mind."

I thought 'nah, you won't be'.

But then I found his MySpace and it was covered in pictures of these muscly angels with their pecs out rubbing eachother and changed my mind.

Since all gays are like this, should innocent children like me be subjected to their sick humour in the classroom?