Applicant must be willing and able to sit through an entire episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 on a Sunday morning/afternoon, watched in bed, on an overheating laptop, on Google Video. Applicants who manage to sit through to the robot roll call without producing any of the standard complaints ("what the fuck is this," "turn it off," "I hate you now," "what are you, like, 8, or something," among others) will be presented with breakfast of bagels, coffee and delicious pastries (to be prepared during one of the host segments, hopefully the one that inevitably contains singing, I hate those, but you have to stay watching it in case the film comes back on and anything funny happens and we HAVE to rewind it). Preference will be given to those who prefer Mike to Joel.