Ok five things you love and hate about the Summer.

MY LOVES
1) Catching couples in the park sucking each other off (just happened)
2) Wearing pretty 50s dresses
3)Lying for hours in the park (even better if a love interest joins you)
4) cold beer in the sun
5) beaches rivers skinny dipping and water falls.

MY PET HATES
1) Couples go fuck yourselves cheers thanks but I don't want to see your tongue in her genital warts infested mouth thanks
2) girls who can get away with wearing hotpants -dam you yes I'm jealous.
3) sunburn ( i'm very pale)
4)PUBLIC TRANSPORT BRING AIR CONDITIONING ON THE TUBE THANKS
5) clothes etiqutte....wanting to wear trainers not 'thongs' etcetc

Your turn please srsly thanks