I was in a hopsital where Rrrachel was in a stroke-induced coma, because I had to do a history degree interview. After the interviewer slagged off my work and we made out on the desk, I found myself back in the hospital ward, where a now revived Rrrachel was playing with a very raucous band. Someone asked to take a photo of me, but I realised I was wearing a panda suit and i couldn't get the hood down because the fur had got caught on the variety of facial piercings I had, and the harder I pulled, the more it hurt.

When i woke up, my face actually hurt.