Dear Mr Wenger

Can we spend some money this summer and sign Ashley Young and Micah Richards please? I guess we'll be needing a DM too. It might be an idea if we start moving Diaby in there, but if you feel we need to sign somebody, you have my blessing.

Can Walcott be first choice next season too? Ta

Yours eternally,
dove_from_above
33, Croydon

p.s. Can we also sell Eboue like, now? And Hleb can do one too if he wants, the simian-looking shmuck