I've taken to comparing people at work to Disney characters in my head. Everyone keeps asking me why I'm smirking, can't really say 'Haha, its cos you're Kaa from the Jungle Book ROFL!'

My favourite so far is Bagheera from the Jungle Book. Not because the woman is cat like but as she has a fat backside or 'Bagheery Arse'.

There's also a bloke I call Lumiere as he's a little light on top.

Is this the best thing ever or just the musings of a man going mildly insane?