All the people that want to kill themselves and all the people on death row and all the people that want to/have to die can come to it and i'd cook them like an EXTRA EXTRA good version of whatever they want their last meal to be, and because it'll be so good and they know it's their last meal, they'll enjoy it as their best meal ever.
Then i'll shoot them in the face.

It's kinda nice when you think about it.