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Im going to open a MEAT restaurant

mustthrowshapes [Edit] [Delete] 16:49, 16 May '08

It will have animals roaming around inside it and you can pick your cow, sheep, chicken, duck, whatever, to eat and we'll kill it and cook it and you can eat it.

Only thing you can have apart from meat is potatoes (various forms) and salad/veg dependent on meal.

No bread, no rice, no pasta, no beans and NO CHEESE

You'll need a party of 10 to have a freshly killed sheep or pig and a party of 25 for a freshly killed cow

Who wants to book now to avoid DiSappointment


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