god this is depressing. i have made twenty-thousand posts. i just want to thank my brother, who introduced me to this website, then logged in as me once to fake his death, then was editor of the website, then wasn't any more, then left.

i want to thank you guys, the little people (and the big ones, eh fiona), for making repliable posts. all those troopers. all the events. and god, sean adams. sean fucking adams! if it wasn't for you, who knows? who knows anything?

well, it's ten past two in the morning and i am here. i have made it. please ask me some questions, i feel as though i have reached the stage where i can answer anything you ask me with complete honesty and a clear mind. plus i think i have had more than the recommended dose of strepsils.

yours in good health (apart from the fact that i have a cold),

claire emma roberts
age 18
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