Last night I dreamt I went to go and see Kasabian at the Isle Of Wight festival with Michael Stipe. Me and Micheal had to swim right out into the ocean to see Kasabian as the whole festival was in the water. We had our floats on, and away we went. Michael then handed me a copy of the new R.E.M album (complete with flashy artwork), we watched Kasabian, then went back to his cabin to listen to the album. I went to the loo but Michael got annoyed with me for pissing in his olbas oil, and said it could kill him. By this point I was starting to have doubts as to whether it was Michael Stipe I was hanging out with or not, and if R.E.M had actually recorded a new album. I quickly decided on the best course of action, which was to peel the Michael Stipe mask of the mystery person. And guess who it was?! It was only Adolf Bloody Hitlerr! And what's worse is that I lent him my guitar and he'd put it into a funny tuning! I think I woke up shortly after that shocking discovery, and here I am.

Did anyone else have a really odd dream last night?