while talking to a friendly old man outside someones garden i spied a sexy, bouncy, electrically charged, trampoline-based love in.

It wasnt two people having a sex on a tramp(oline) but it was just as good (in terms of funniness not sexiness, i might add)

One of the kids was curled up in the fetal position while the other bounced him by jumpinng up and down directly over the fetus one. The awesome thing was that every time he got bounced the fetus hit his head on the bouncers crotch and the bouncer would zap him in the face with the static electricity generated from his socks on the material of the the trampoline. bounce OWWW bounce OWWWW bounce OWWWW STOP ZAPPING ME!!!!

the old man had no idea why i was laughing my head off.