This is LOLsome. We've got a travel fair at work next week, and our (already in place) suppliers come in to talk to us about their products and services.

Will it make a jot of difference whether I use BA or Emirates for my guys? I don't think so.

But look at the prizes they're giving away to bribe people into going. Sheesh.

ACCOR = Sofitel New York Hotel - Weekend Stay
AIR FRANCE/KLM = 2 x Flights to Paris
AMERICAN AIRLINES = 2 x Business Class flights to the US
BA = 2 x Business Class flights to Europe
BRIDGESTREET APARTMENTS = 2 Nights at any UK Apartment (Including Jersey)
BRITISH MIDLAND = 2 x Flights to Cairo (BMI Status mileage card match upon proof of card on the day)
CATHAY PACIFIC = Bottle of champagne
DE VERE = 2 Nights at a De Vere Hotel/Venue
EMIRATES = 2 Flights to Dubai
EUROSTAR = 2 Tickets on Eurostar
FOUR SEASONS = Complimentary stay at Four Seasons Canary Wharf
HILTON = Weekend stay for 2 people in the UK
HRG = Bottle of Champagne
HYATT = 2 Nights at Hyatt in Paris
INTERCONTINENTAL = 2 course meal at Crowne Plaza Docklands Hotel
JET AIRWAYS = 2 Business Class Flights to Mumbai or Delhi
LEADING HOTELS = 2 Nights in NewYork Palace Hotel
LEASEPLAN = Free Weekend Car Hire in UK
LUFTHANSA/SWISS AIRLINES = 2 Flights to Germany in economy class, 2 flights to Switzerland in Business class
MANDARIN ORIENTAL = 2 night stay at Mandarin Oriental Hyde Park
MARRIOTT = 2 night stay at Marriott West India Quay
RADISSON = 1 Night Stay at Radisson New Providence Wharf with dinner
RAMADA = Weekend Break for 2 with dinner and breakfast
RITZ CARLTON = Weekend stay for 2 in Istanbul and Barcelona
SOUTH AFRICAN AIRWAYS = 2 Flights to Johannesburg or Cape Town
SAS = Trolley Case
SINGAPORE AIRLINES = A380 goody bag
STARWOOD = 2 Night stay in Frankfurt
THISTLE = Weekend for 2 at a Gouman Hotel
TRAINLINE = Bottle of Champagne
VIRGIN = 2 flight tickets
ZIBRANT = Case of Wine, Bottle of Champagne, Chocolate Hamper and a Sat-Nav

What stuff does your work try to entice you into?