People who actively leap out of the way when they see three drain covers in a row are complete and utter wankers! What the fuck do you think it’s going to achieve you stupid shits? Have you got some kind of fucking problem? Do you expect that when you tread on the third cover that it’s suddenly going to fucking disintegrate and swallow you up into the depths of hell of something stupid? Or do you think that by avoiding them you can somehow change whatever pitiful fate is going to be bestowed upon you in your shambles of a pavement chasing pathetic life? ‘Ooooh, I’m too wise to know that there is no such thing as a God and religion is for conformist stupid heads, but just in case oppressed wive’s tales are true, I’m going to jump into the road without following the greencross code, cause that’s going to save me!’ I’m sorry, but you are all complete and utter fucking arseparsnips.

That’s basically how i feel when I’m in a bad mood and someone is being superstitious. Do you have any silly superstitions*

*they may not appear silly to you, but believe me, they are, you great tit!