At the recent Music Manager Forum Awards,
Simon Fuller picked up a special gong.
Dozens of companies took out arselicky
adverts in the accompanying programme to
congratulate him.

Our favourite was the double-page spread
booked by David and Victoria Beckham. It
was branded with their family logo, dVb,
and came complete with a poem, which
Thick 'n' Thin no doubt wrote themselves;

"You are not only our manager
but our dear friend too
We can't think of anyone
more deserving of this award than you."