Okay, I think C4 may be interested in this idea...........

In a thinly disguised rip-off of the notoriously piss poor Only Fools and Horses spin-off series, 'The Green Green Grass', Vikram is forced to relocate to Dorchester in order to escape his landlord and dealer once the debts become insurmountable.

Struggling to adapt to his new surroundings he finds himself bemused, perplexed and downright bedazzled by his surroundings. This after all is a town that has only had Starbucks since summer 2007.

'Hilarious' running gag to run through the pilot where Vikram repeatedly tries to score coke only to be offered the well known carbonated beverage of the same name by naive Dorset locals.

RATINGS SMASH.

Write it for me, I'm off out........