my boss has just spent 20 minutes explaining to the newbie how to use the photocopier. so so funny.

'and as paper tends to absord moisture quickly, we put it in these containers'

and 'load the paper in the way the arrows are pointing...see?'

best bit was when he walked out of the room and i heard him say 'and this is the staircase'

what funny things have happened in your office?