Walking in town today trying to decide what to eat, we were accosted by a scrawny subway-employed teenager handing out discount leaflets for, you guessed it Subway. So we decide to go to Subway. As you would, because if you're indecisive you take any pointer going. On arriving at Subway we found the voucher things were 5 days out of date. WHAT THE FUCK?! SUBWAY ARE CON ARTISTS

We went to McDonalds in protest. If exercising your consumer rights was calorie-burning we'd be proper skinny. (Well I am but I would be on account of this.)