So we bought a new tentage, after I left last years one in the quagmire that was Glastonbury '07. It's. Fuckin'. Huge. In fact it's so big, that it's a good thing we're going down on the Wednesday, because if not there simply wouldn't have been room for it anywhere.

We tried to put it up today in the garden, but my garden isn't big enough. It's a 12 man tent, only cost £45 on eBay. So anyway, erm....if anyones going to Glastonbury and hasn't sorted out a tent, there is a spare room, and I'm not even joking, its got its own separate rooms, in my tent. All you have to do is make me a cup of tea, everymorning.