My housemate returned home from town last weekend with a boots bag, being the sort of guy who isnt big on personal hygeine i asked him what it was. He pulled out a big bottle/tube of veet (formerly immac), to the men - hair removal cream.
Having used the stuff on my ball region once in my youth i was quite interested as to why he was buying it, since he has no gf or prospects of, and coming up to the summer its not a good idea to be so smooth down there, cos it chafes.
He explained that it was for his downstairs region, particularly his arsecrack, i curiously asked him why.
He told me that the shit was getting too much down there so it needed to be veeted AGAIN.
Shocked i asked him what he meant, he explained that he has bits of shit and related matter matted into his arsehair. Naturally i couldnt believe what i was hearing, cos he made it sound so normal. He said that when he has a shower he doesnt wash his arse cos 'its disgusting and i dont want to touch it'
Flabbergasted!!
Im sure you all agree the arsehole is one of the PRIME parts to wash in the shower, you get in there and wash it clean til you could eat off it.
he had never heard of such a practice. this means he has had a shitty arse his WHOLE LIFE!!!!
the sick bastard.