So here I am at the back of the classroom with my Year 10s doing their internal exams and only the tick of the clock and my laptop for company.

God, I can't belive that we still inflict this sort of exams on people. My class are bored out of their minds but at least they've got something to do, even if it is comparing two WW1 poems.

I know that threads about how bored you are are, in themselves, boring but please: something, anything from you fine folks to relieve my tedium please.