like this

I WAS MAKIN OWT WIT MY GF
ADN TEHN TEH FONE RANG
AND I PIKED IT UP AND IT SED
"GET UR HANDS OF MY DOTTER"
AND I HUNG UP ADN TOLD MY GURL
AND SHE SED HER DAD WAS DED
THEN WHO WAS PHONE??!?!?!?

I'm unwell, at work and it always cheers me up so go on, do your best.