I hate coffee. I went into a chain coffee shop with a friend who does not hate coffee. A lady ahead of us said: "Two skinny lattes - one extra hot"

Another man said: "Latte, but with hot milk"

Both had a very serious 'You had better get that right' look on their faces.

What the hell is wrong with people? SKINNY LATTES???? EXTRA HOT????? HOT MILK??????? Drink some tea! Go and hunt something. Bwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa