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simple proof that debt is good for you

cyberdemon [Edit] [Delete] 15:20, 2 July '08

doing a crunch is good for you, i know this because i used to get up early in the morning to walk my dog and sit down to enjoy the hugely informative infomercials that used to be on before Eurosport, and they used to include not only the sounds of the 60s, but also abs machines that made crunches easier for the lazy types who also got up early to watch infomercials. however, as soon as you allow another word such as cream or credit to couple up with crunch, the term becomes bad; crunchcreams are obviously bad for you, because they make you fat, and the credit crunch is also bad for you, because you become old and grumpy. so this suggests that cream is bad for you, which it is well known to be, despite the fact that it tastes so good, so credit, despite the fact that you like it, must also be bad for you, thus debt must be the way forward.

thanks.


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