in which sports do you reckon you'd score a point?

Tennis - no way. I wouldn't be able to return federer's serve and he'd hit every single one of mine for a winner.

Golf - If I was playing a matchplay against Tiger Woods on a really easy course there is a chance I could halve a hole. maybe.

Snooker - in a 10 frame match against Ronnie O'Sullivan I could maybe pot a ball.

Cricket - I doubt I'd score a run if I faced 10 overs against shane warne.

Football - if me and my best 4 mates played 5 a side against a world V there's no way we'd score a goal.