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Get ready for love

yes_ [Edit] [Delete] 21:10, 5 July '08

GET READY
GET READY
GET READY
GET READY
GET READY

How do you get ready for love? I sacrifice a stork on each of my islands' peninsulas before drench myself in urine and becoming a needle in some hay. Do you understand?