You are sitting on your lovely new wood decking, much like this...

http://www.americanpoleandtimber.com/images/decking4.jpg

having a beer with your friend. When out of nowhere a wolf jumps out of nowhere and lands inbetween you, this is him...

http://www.blackfive.net/main/images/2007/09/28/angry_wolf.jpg

you have clearly insulted his family in some way and he is pissed. there are no weapons except for the chairs you are sitting on. He is blocking the doorway to your house. Do you think you would survive? and what would be your plan?