between a builder and a woman at the sandwich shop.

it went like this:

man - "i'll have an egg and sausage sandwich."
woman - "it'll have to be on brown bread."
man - "brown?"
woman - "yeah, brown."
man - "what's that?"
woman - "it's like white bread, but different."
man - "what's it like?"
woman - "it's quite nice, it's no white bread though."

this conversation was 100% serious. overheard anything good today?