gorgeous looking, into exactly the same music, has the same monty python obsessession as me,and she really likes me (i think) thats great right? typically she turns up the same week i tell all my friends, family and work mates that ive decided that im going to stay single for a loooooooong time. apart from that i cant stop thinking "well she can't be that great can she? shes far to perfect for me.i probably take her top off and she'll have, like 4 boobs or she's really a man or something."

*what the fuck am i going on about? what a numbskull."