So my club night tries to get people to hand over their e-mail addresses so we can spam them mercilessly.

I've just been through uploading the new addresses. Here are some notes.

1) Wow, you have really fancy handwriting. Shame nobody can read it.

2) You have terrible handwriting. How do you function in life?

3) Some people have such stupid e-mail addresses.

4) i.love.cock@richardbrowne.co.uk