I'm watching Napoleon Dynamite and even though I'm not really looking for a girlfriend, it got me thinking about what kind of cool skills I have. Obviously not that many really cool, but anyway:

-I make amazing muffins and waffles
-I can gift wrap books SUPER quickly
-I understand lots of languages
-I can argue quite well and especially about anything related to postmodernism
-I make good coffee
-I mix great cocktails and can drink a lot of them too
(-I can touch type pretty quickly but that probably doesn't count for much around here)

All in all, I'm pretty useless. Are you any better?