Hi I'm Fog Hopkins.... and I googled

I was gooling for 14 years until i forgot what I was searching for.

google could never help me find what I was lookin for it wasnt online..........
it was within myself.

I kept getting these images but they didn't mean anything.

I would get the wrong results but it wouldn't matter as long as I googled.

I used to think I was feeling lucky....... I was just missleading myself.

It realy got serrious when I us to use the 'I feel lucky key' thats when I knew I needed help.

Googlewhacking made it much worse though.......

I was lookin for that special google and u know what it wasnt worth it.

I searched for loved ones and friends but it was always someone else.

I ended up at this party strung out after a google binge and I got tied to a chair.

I'm in my twenties now for gods sake, I ended up breakin free from that chair, and things haven't bin the same since.

My first mistake was I use to think I worked for google.

Then I let the tying happen.

I had to do something....... So I googled help groups.

After many trys...... its so hard to give up...... I finaly found one.

There was a few misshaps along the line...... I couldn't help but press the HELP button but it just got me to more google related sites that got me deeper into a habbit.

Then I found it......

Googlers Annonamous.

My doctor says I should only use yahoo now..... but its not the same.

There is a danger that my eyes will turn to the google OO's unless I stop though.

(breaks down crying)