So, my (15 year-old) brother was playing Super Mario Galaxy, and I'm just like: whats with this shit? Its really fast and it keeps on going upside down and I don't understand the controllers and the way the two-player thing works. I'm not even entirely sure what the aim was. It was worse than sitting outside URBIS, or a trip to Affleck's palace, or something. When I play a video/computer game I want a proper controller like a keyboard or a gamepad. Oh and for it to have a proper plot, and dialogue, and atmosphere, and not be all weird and fast and youth-oriented. Basically, progress has left me behind already.

And another thing: there is a Wii news channel. Who the hell gets their news from Wii?