c'mon i know you lot know many of these. A couple which i remember from last time just to get you going.

Why shouldn't you wear speedos when swimming in Russia?

Because chernobyl fall out.

and....

Man walks into a butchers.
Man: I bet you can't reach the meat on the top shelf
Butcher:I'm not taking that bet mate!
Man:Why not?
Butcher: the steaks are too high!!!!!!!!!!

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