i just went out to buy some cake.
i couldn't find any at the corner shop, so i bought a bar of dairy milk fruit & nut to eat whilst i ventured further afield.
i caught a bus, whilst eating the chocolate, to a tesco.
when i got off the bus i suddenly felt really sick.
i went in tesco and ran to the toilet, where i threw up.
i left tesco and got the bus back home.

this thread was really just to push off other threads by ghoul, but seriously, as a word to the wise: if you want cake, wait for cake.

anyone else got any nuggets of wisdom to share?