i only ask because ive got a cunning tale that im quite proud of

so i forgot my keys at the weekend...but i did see a spare nestled in the conservatory. the window was open so i set to work. i got a big bamboo stick from the garage...twisted off one of the rake prongs...stuffed a load of mud and grass so it would hold...then clambered on to the window ledge and poked the stick hook combo through... being careful to avoid the lazy bear of a dog...

then it was just a case of getting the hook through the hole on the key...a tricky little process when your bent over a full stretch and you dont have your specs

but i did it....i really bloody did it.

it was amazing...i felt like there should really be a commando issue to tell the tale.

my mum was so shocked and proud she made me show her how i did it...she positively glowed with awe...its how i thought she would have been when i graduated.