so...im off visiting my sister...we pop in to gilford town centre for a stroll...all is pleasant...they have a nice book specific oxfam etc etc,

but....then i hear this snippit of conversation

sloanie 1: oh look at that guy (points at some oik with purple hair and green sunglasses)

sloanie 2: oh yeah...wow..how cool....that is soooo mark ronson

sloanie 1: yeah...really is...so cool.

i was so close to spitting on them, i really was.