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How to flirt

atbay [Edit] [Delete] 00:46, 5 August '08

1. Stay cool.
2. Sit RIGHT next to the target so your thigh sort of squiges theirs - this generates heat.
3. Look right at the targets face and continue to do so when they eventually realise what you're doing.
4. Remember, stay cool.
5. Compliment them. Say something like "I like your face" or "You have so few blackheads; it's amazing".
6. Now, whist staying cool and maintaining that intense glare, lay a flat palm on the top side of their arm.
Is this ok?


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