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my uninspiring colleauges

Smee [Edit] [Delete] 16:03, 7 August '08

have been laughing over the following joke:

I'D LOVE TO BE 8 AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms!

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f***ing tw@t !!!'

I said, "well its OK but, not that funny, and anyway, it doesnt work properly because no woman would ever say "I want to be 8 again for my birthday" and mean she wanted to be a size 8. So it doesnt work, and therefore loses funnyness, right? They said I was being pedantic and was a misery guts. I think I know how to have fun better than them.

What do you think?


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