what would you have in it?

Seeing as Shoot! has vanished (and had turned into a comic anyway), and Facebook 'bookazine' has appeared, I'm not sure there's any magazines that appeal to my 'demographic'.

I'd like to see the following things in a publication:
# Dinosaur of the month.
# Curry Recipes.
# Great goals in history, recreated in lego.
# Reviews of distortion pedals.
# Magic eye pictures of page 3 girls.
# Fictional dinner party conversations with dead people.
# Useful free gifts, like those really small screwdrivers.