After years of practise, I have finally accessed the skill which all mankind covets.

A woman asked me a series of stupid questions today and instead of answering I searched deep within my soul and BELIEVED.

Something in my jaw clicked into place. Her eyes widened and she took a faltering step backwards.

Mumbling something non-committal about my attitude, my assailant finally went away without further interrogation.

I now have the ability to turn my face from a happy, human mass of pliable flesh into grim, soulless stone.

It felt good. I don't know what to do with myself now. Except try it on more people.