Okay so a couple of fighter jets just flew over my house as they always do and a bird on my lawn went to fly away histerically as the noise is quite loud and it hit my dog and landed on the floor, then my dog sniffed it and it pecked my dog on the nose and flew away. I wish i filmed this. I might leave a camera permanantly trained on my lawn from now on..what do you think?

Equally, i just fried an egg!