Additionally, he was behind yesterday's Madrid airliner disaster, was the brains behind the AIDS virus, told George Lucas that it would be a great idea to release a trilogy of Star Wars prequels, convinced the Burton's biscuit company to make Wagon Wheels smaller, travelled back in time to ancient Persia and invented pedo peedo paeddolfd peadeofil.....kiddy fiddling, stood on the South Ossetian border with a great big sign saying 'Come on then, who wants some?', lists 'stabbing kittens' as one of his recreational interests on Facebook, helped devise TXT SPK, was instrumental in the creation of happy hardcore and 'Scouse house' and likes to
drop breeze blocks on Sunshine buses from motorway flyovers.