okay, time for that fascinating 'saturday night' thread. i'm home, alone, in the middle of nowhere. i have no cigarettes, no booze, no company, no means of getting any of those, and no imagination.

This is rubbish.

i might make a tin foil hat and wear it to the local hard pub. taxi to tesco? seriously considering it. maybe go for a walk and see the alpaca farm a few miles away. they're always good for a chuckle.

o, the folly of a young man with fuck all to do.

anyone else as bored as me? what to do? lend me your minds.