Several stalkers, in fact. They left in it my pigeon hole at uni. I'd completely forgotten about it... UNTIL NOW.

On the front it has my full name (middle names and all), then inside it says:

"Hello Zapsta!

*Picture of a stick man with the label 'Stick man waving'*

Me love you long time xxx

Me not love you at all! xxx

Hope you are enjoying uni wine wine wine vodka!

LOVE YOU :'("

Pretty weird, huh?