2 reasons:

i was woken this morning by my girlfriends mother shitting loudly with the bathroom door open, i was downstairs and 2 doors away. still heard it. vile.

news has just reached our part of the office that someone has shat up the girls toilets. they've hit the walls, the seat, the bogroll dispenser and most disgustingly left a sloppy log atop the tampon disposal bin. wtf. bloody rank.