I'm sorry if you work in this area, but my GOD. Sort it out.

me: "Hi, I think my password has been locked"
support guy: "Oh right, hang on a sec"
[2 mins of hold]
"Your account has been deleted"
me: ".... why?"
support guy: "let me check"
[another 2-3 mins hold]
"err, I'm not sure"
me: "okay, can you get it back please?"
support guy: "I don't know".
me: "how can you not know?"
support guy: "Its not my area"

This went on for while, but basically I've now lost all my work and emails, because they thought I'd left. Fucking brilliant.

IT support? More Like SHITEY SUB-POO(T). yeah.