I feel like one at the moment, but i'm neither on holiday or particularly sexually attractive! Sux 2 B me!

Anyway, tell us stories of your holiday romances! Like when you've had romance on holiday! Was it fun? Did you get sun tan? Did you get one of those pingu ice creams they only sell abroad? You know where pingu is wearing a hat or something and you can take it off? Just roll with me when I'm riffing like this you know? What?