Have you looked on Facebook at who's on your course or in your halls?

My overall seems to be filled with girls.

Therefore, I've started running nightly with my friend (timtheenchanter, for all you classic superstars).

Soon my molehills will be all but gone. I'll be a body-building womaniser.

My course is full of dames. There's one boy in it who looks like a werewolf, though.

U?