Someone from HR just sent round an email about name plates with this phrase:
"please can I remind you to print and visualise your desk name plate ASAP."

This clearly deserved lols for the use of 'visualise'. Our HR have a habit of sending emails with long words in that they think make them sound more intelligent. They are the sort of people who'd say 'yourselves' instead of 'you'. They also routinely send round emails to the entire company with bad apostrophe use.

If I was the CEO I'd send snotty emails back about that. This is probably why I'm not the CEO of a company.

Anyway, feel free to post similar unkind comments about stuff here.